There’s nothing wrong with manscaping. Sometimes it’s just necessary, especially if you’re on the prowl and looking to get laid. The ladies aren’t interested in hooking up with a hairy mountain man. Manscaping can be a tricky thing to do, particularly as there’s a large margin for disaster in some areas. So if you want to clean things up a bit but aren’t sure how, we’ve listed some tactics you should avoid.
Don’t Leave it to the Last Minute
Leaving extensive manscaping to the very last minute is a bad idea. Maybe you’ve decided to go pube-free, so you picked up some hair removal cream at the pharmacy. Maybe you had an allergic reaction to that cream and now your junk is covered in a really un-sexy rash that burns and itches. For that reason, it’s a good idea to do your manscaping a day or two ahead of time just in case.
Avoid At-Home Products
On that note, at-home creams and sprays aren’t necessarily the best idea for hair removal. They have a nasty tendency to cause skin irritations. Unless you’re really desperate, it’s a better idea to stick with the traditional methods. You don’t want to strip down in front of a hottie with your balls red and enflamed. Also, it’s generally a good idea to steer clear of anything that might irritate your genitals.
Clean Up Your Front
It’s not the 80’s anymore. Most women don’t really want to see thick tufts of chest hair jutting up from your shirt collar or see that your chest is carpeted top to bottom. Use an electric trimmer to thin it all out. Some hair is okay. Great forests of hair are not. If you’re okay with going all the way, consider opting for having it waxed by professionals. Waxing on your own is something we really don’t advise.
And Your Back
Trust us, the ladies don’t like an abundance of thick hair on your back or shoulders, either. Trimming isn’t going to cut it here, as it’s hard to do considering the angle and it will just end up looking strange. Instead, opt to have it waxed professionally every few weeks. Another alternative is to go for laser hair removal. And remember, it’s not gay if it helps you get laid.
Trim That Bush
If your goal is hooking up with as many hotties as possible, it’s all going to boil down to your dick. This is why you want it looking as good as possible to the opposite sex. So if you’ve got so much wild growth down there that it kind of takes attention away from what really matters, you’re going to want to trim it up. Don’t be too picky. If it looks too manicured it’s going to look weird. Just take some of edge off so that you look taller and bigger. We don’t advise you go completely go hairless down there, either. You want to look like a man, not a pre-pubescent boy.